After all Barack has done....

Ever since November 4, 2008, that has been my catchphrase when I see people of color just make gosh darn fools of themselves. Accompanied, of course, by the requisite lip purse and dissaproving head shake.

Examples:

1) Octamom
2) Chris Brown and Rihanna
3) Katt Williams losing his damn mind

But, sometimes, you can't help but be proud!

Stanky Leggg



Durrty Booty

What do you do with your Umberela-ela-ela

I was researching the Chris Brown/Rhianna 'embarrassment to black people after all Barack's done' debacle (I'm on Team Rhianna, mostly because I like Umbrella more than I like No Air) I found this comment this simple bitch left one someone else's blog. It gets AMAZING at the end....

enjoy!

"As a women, I feel if you hit a man, why shouldnt you get hit back. Oh, just because hes a man. No, If you could dish it, you should be able to take it. them 2 should just be friends. they are very young. and both of them are going to see and meet, plenty of people. I heard it was Leona Lewis that text message Chris. Rihanna should not get jealous. Leona Lewis just came to this country, she has a boyfriend. maybe she just wanted to talk to Chris. I like both of them. Rihanna has to stop being so jealous. I heard when his fans ask him for his autograph or want to go back stage. She gets upset. Rihanna you must realize this is this kid bread & butter. Its the fans that are making you and him rich. I feel you guys should just be friends. I remember yrs ago, I smashed my boyfriends windows out of his car, because I caught him at a hotel with a female. I was arrested. and the judge told me I had to pay for his windows. I paid like $5.00 a month. Now I look back and say "what a fool I was. how could I have ever went with him. sometimes we look back at some of the things we say and do, and say to ourselves, how could I? Rihanna & Chris should just be friends. You guys both have a chance with your careers, but who knows next time."

Gimme Gimme Gimme

If you know me well, you know my unnatural love of everything karaoke. It all, of course, began in Korea and the Saturday night Norebang sessions with all the homies. Happily, we've brought this tradition across the great pond.



You can imagine my elation when the youth pastor of my new church announced that we were having karaoke night this past weekend! There had been one before at our church but I missed it to go to my homie Aaron Beaumont's CD release (WHICH WAS AMAZING!)But this Saturday, I had convinced myself, was my time to shine! As the new girl, I would impress them with the karaoke skills and they would love me forever.

As per usual, I was one of the first ones to sign up to sing a song, and promptly selected one of my favorite Abba songs from the list. And to be honest, I KILLED IT! People could not take their eyes off me. There was arm waving, singing along, smiles throughout the entire room and, at the very end, a HUGE round of applause! I was in heaven! Until I came to the full realization that these were the words the 13 year olds at church could not stop singing.

Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me take the shadows away
Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight
Take me to from the darkness to the break of the day

Apparently, during yesterday's fund raising car wash, they sang that for 3 hours straight. No one knows if they've yet to stop.

I guess I made an impression. :/

now, THIS movie, I'd watch

This morning I woke up saying,


"Mikey, we only have 6 relmns in this world. We can't afford to lose one!"

that must've been a kick ass dream

Is that a cheesestake in your pocket?

To commemorate the Independence of our great nation, my friends Hannah, Sally and I are going to take a day trip to Philadelphia on Sunday July 6.

Being the one who can most loosely use the term "employed" I've taken it upon myself to form the itinerary. To help with this most selfless endeavour, I've scoured tons of online articles searching for suggestions as to what spots to hit on a Day in Philly. I found a great one at travel.yahoo.com. But trumping the article's excellent advice is a comment left by laiqahmad786, a loving Pakistani newlywed who wants nothing more than to make his honeymoon to America a memorable experience for his new bride. Mrs. laiqahmad786 you're a lucky, lucky girl!

laiqahmad786:
i m come to used the hotel and plz tel me hotel charges tell me ok laiq
shakoori international listining culb
paikistan

laiqahmad786
i m come to honey moon in my wife


priceless!

Mr. Darcy (kiss) Mr. Darcy (kiss) Mr. Darcy (doonk)

It is a truth universally acknowlegded, that every woman in posession of hormones, MUST eventually fall madly in love with Mr. Darcy, whether she wants to or not.

Such is the case with my cousin Allie, who is the closest thing I have to a little sister. As such, I've selflessly taken it upon myself to teach her the ways of the world. Including, of course, trying to instill a love of Pride and Prejudice and all other things Janes Austen.

However, Allie's been reticent to accept her eventual fate. And having only just forgiven her for falling asleep during the 5 hour BBC version our beloved book, I was surprised to recieve the following text messages from her


(Text Messages between Allie [in Puerto Rico awaiting the start of summer semester]and Jael [New York, working, apparently])

Allie:
I miss my cousin Jael so I'm gonna watch pride and prejudice right now in her honor. Or Maybe I'm just really bored so hopefully this will help me fall asleep.

Jael:
oh snap! the 5 hour one or the new one? I watched the new one last night

Allie:
Hell no 5 hours. The new one. Its actually a tad bit humorous. I'm not sayin I'm startin to like it

Jael:
Whatever, you love it. Is it for class?

Allie:
No. I don't start until tomorrow

Allie:
What an asshole! Mr darcy.

Jael:
LOL. I thought you hated it. Why are you getting emotionally involved?

Allie:
Because I can relate to Elizabeth and her relationship with her dad

Jael:
You should read the book it's even better

Allie:
He confessed he loves her! oh my gah!

Jael:
that's the BEST SCENE EVER!!!


Allie:
My jaw is on the ground. He made it seem like he was gonna kiss her and then left. I hate this movie lol

Allie:
oh my gah! He smiled at her for the first time ever!

Allie:
Jael, he did it all her for! he did it all for her!

Allie:
Best

Allie:
Movie

Allie:
EVER!


My work here is done.

Giving the gift of wisdom, one hopeless child at a time!

This is an excerpt from a recent conversation I had with one of the boys I tutor--

Jael: Seriously, Joey*, you need to focus, I'm not going over this again.
Joey: Jael, I have a question for you.
Jael: Shoot.
Joey: This is serious, though.
Jael: Ok, what is it?
Joey: If a guys sticks it in a girl, but takes it out right away, is he still a virgin?
Jael: WHAT?!
Joey: Like, you stick it in, but nothing happens, cause he takes it back out real quick. Is he still a virgin?
Jael: I don't think so, Joe.
Joey: (look of absolute horror crosses his face, slowly replaced by a massive smile) Alllrrriigghhtt!

*name has been changed

Prairie skirts are in fashion this season

Polygamist Wives' Clothing Looks to Past By HILLARY RHODES,AP

I just have a feeling that when Hillary Rhodes of the Associate Press first entered Journalism 101 on the first day of her freshman year of college and sat in the front row, this was not the vision she had for her future.

But I just had to share this article because of the irony, hilarity and elitism of it all. And the fact that at this point in history, this is the news I choose to focus on.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!